Category:Definitely not fucking Texas Cities

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These cities are not in Texas. Not that they couldn't be if Texas wanted them, but they don't, so they aren't!

Most aren't even near Texas, don't shop at the same Wal-Mart as Texas, or go to the type of electronic music recitals Texas prefers. They never appear with Texas in photographs. They didn't attend Texas's wedding or funeral. They mostly only know of Texas through their third cousin Jim, with whom they gossip.

No fucking cows neithier (well except for Norwich). Wigan however is a Texas City.

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