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"A mushroom grows when it has room to mush."

- George W. Bush on Mushrooms

Mushrooms, or Fun Guy, are Frog Faeces. They are commonly known as Toad Stools. They are a common accompaniment to the common French dish frogs' legs, known in france as jambes et merde de grenouille.


Mushrooms were first invented in 1534 by God. Before that, Frogs only excreted liquid substances, which were purple in colour. However, with the decreasing popularity in dogs caused by humanism in the Renaissance, which caused humans to be used as pets, God thought there needed to be more animal dung around the place. And so it came to pass that frogs passed solid toad-stools.

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