Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Dynamo Dresden inc.

"The posh Antarctic Empire write 3939 of our men every minute! Bevis, a blender and Generals are our only hopes. Oh GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS, there goes General Bevis! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Obikini Bear. He is almost as posh as Bevis, you know. Rubbish. All posh." ~ Santa Claus

"The posh Arctic Empire write 3939 of our men every minute! Bevis, a blender and Generals are our only hopes. Oh GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS, there goes General Bevis! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ebikini Penguin. He is almost as posh as Bevis, you know. Rubbish. All posh." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So posh. So posh. Why must the cartilages they are have such a posh war? It's so posh, they appear to have lost their cartilages! I think they should put their cartilages back on and go back to their home country." ~ Bevis, inter-polar peace protester, who also plagiarizes for Dynamo Dresden.

Prophecies of the Day, by Dynamo Dresden[edit]

Keep a very firm grasp on reality, so you can strangle it at any time. "It is decidedly so."

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Keep a very firm grasp on reality, so you can strangle it at any time. "It is decidedly so."

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Keep a very firm grasp on reality, so you can strangle it at any time. "Cannot predict now."

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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