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| <span style="font-size: 12pt;">'''Welcome'''</span> <br>
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|Hello, {{PAGENAME}}, and [[:en:Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian|welcome]] to Uncyclomedia Commons! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:<br>'''Attention: these links are in Uncyclopedia, a ''niggaz'' project of UnCommons; despite the differences, they'll help in same way'''
*[[:en:Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian|Beginner's Guide]]
*[[:en:Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid|How to be funny and not just stupid]]
If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about UnCommons or need more help with something, try these:
*[[project:About|About UnCommons]] and [[:en:Uncyclopedia:Five pliers|The five pliers of Uncyclopedia]]
*[[:en:Uncyclopedia:Everything you ever wanted to know about Uncyclopedia, but were afraid to ask|Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask]]
*[[Help:Contents|Help Pages]] - if you need help with a specific issue
I hope you enjoy editing here! Please [[:en:Uncyclopedia:Sign your posts on talk pages|sign your name]] on talk pages using four tildes (~&#126;~~) or use the "sign" button ([[Image:Button sig.png]]) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.
If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the [[project:Village Dump|Dump]]. Again, welcome!&nbsp;
<big><big>'''When saving a photo, enter an appropriate [[Special:Categories|category]], please.'''</big></big>
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