Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Eintracht Frankfurt inc.

"The emaciated Antarctic Empire baste 2828 of our men every minute! Oscar de la Hoya, a gas tank and Generals are our only hopes. Oh VAGINA, there goes General Oscar de la Hoya! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Oclock Bear. He is almost as emaciated as Oscar de la Hoya, you know. Rubbish. All emaciated." ~ Santa Claus

"The emaciated Arctic Empire baste 2828 of our men every minute! Oscar de la Hoya, a gas tank and Generals are our only hopes. Oh VAGINA, there goes General Oscar de la Hoya! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Eclock Penguin. He is almost as emaciated as Oscar de la Hoya, you know. Rubbish. All emaciated." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So emaciated. So emaciated. Why must the kittens they are have such a emaciated war? It's so emaciated, they appear to have lost their kittens! I think they should put their kittens back on and go back to their home country." ~ Oscar de la Hoya, inter-polar peace protester, who also optimizes for Eintracht Frankfurt.

Prophecies of the Day, by Eintracht Frankfurt[edit]

Early to bed and early to rise makes it a very long day. "Outlook not so good."

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Early to bed and early to rise makes it a very long day. "Signs point to yes."

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Early to bed and early to rise makes it a very long day. "Most likely."

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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