User:Ben

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Ultimate turtle.jpg
THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH TURTLES. OH YEAH.


Hi! My name is Ben. I also edit Illogicopedia, as a illegal wiki immigrant.I haz been banned on uncyco before! I blanked the CATS article and payed the £0 (plus VAT) price. Horror of horrors, I am born and bread in Sheffield and support the only decent team, Sheffield United.

Hey, if you spot anybody called Template:USERLINK, tell them they owe me £965,723 due to that loan they took out when they were born. Thanks!

Me favouritess articlez:


en-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
de-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch.
rh-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour.
us-0 This user does not understand American English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
au-0 This user does not understand 'Straylyan and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
Pie-N This user is a native speaker of Pie.
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Unamerican.jpg UNAMERICAN 
This article hates America, just like everyone else does.
See more about Unamerica.
English flag.jpg This user is a total UKer
...jolly good, wot?!
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